Even though I have the smallest jug, I’m still grateful to be in The Jug Club. It’s literally the only thing standing between me and the meaningless void of my existence.

-Tristian C.

I’m on my second Jug Club ban, but I’ll take however many juggings it takes to get back in.

-Paul S.

If you don’t need two hands your jugs are too small

-C.S.

-T.J.