Question: What’s so great about jugs?

Answer: Clearly you’ve never owned a real jug

Question: Is water safe?

Answer: Water has proven to be safe for most people. Consult your doctor for more information

Question: How much water do I need to drink?

Answer: More

Question: Can I ride the jug cart?

Answer: Hell yeah!

Question: Why was Paul banned?

Answer: Crimes against jugmanity