Question: What’s so great about jugs?
Answer: Clearly you’ve never owned a real jug
Question: Is water safe?
Answer: Water has proven to be safe for most people. Consult your doctor for more information
Question: How much water do I need to drink?
Answer: More
Question: Can I ride the jug cart?
Answer: Hell yeah!
Question: Why was Paul banned?
Answer: Crimes against jugmanity